i-n-v-a-d-e-r-z-i-m:

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Nutella crepes are the only thing worth feeling like shit about after you eat them.


the voice inside my head

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

I just binged.

Fuck. One cupcake, and tons of Doritos fdahsfhfdasjhafeuyr54eyhhethgkfkg. Fuck.

I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

I just need one person, anyone, to support me with this.

keeplovethin:

fantastic legs